On the ground

Founders' Verdicts

Hotels we've stayed in personally. Each verdict is a first-hand account — the bits the scored review can't cover, the texture of an actual stay. How we stayed is always disclosed, and no stay ever moves a Fat Score.

  • Rosewood Schloss Fuschl

    Hof bei Salzburg, Austria

    Rosewood Schloss Fuschl

    I proposed to my fiancée here. At the pier, late afternoon, the two of us looking out over the lake. The staff knew — they helped set the whole thing up — and that evening at turndown, our proposal photo was waiting in a frame on the nightstand. I am not someone who gets…

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  • Royal Champagne Hotel & Spa
    Fat Legend

    Champillon, France

    Royal Champagne Hotel & Spa

    One night. That is all we had, and I want to be upfront about it — a single night is not enough to write the kind of verdict this place probably deserves.

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The next stays, in the order they'll happen — we keep the dates to ourselves. Each becomes a verdict here once we've been.