The Connaught — London, United Kingdom — A Maybourne hotel in Mayfair
COMO Metropolitan London — London, United Kingdom — A 54-room Como hotel on Park Lane in Mayfair

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The Connaught vs COMO Metropolitan London

The Connaught: Helene Darroze and Jean-Georges breakfast get named specifically, and the Connaught Bar's trolley-side martini ritual comes up more than any other single detail. COMO Metropolitan London: Ali on the door and Maryam and Vasil at the desk get named constantly, often for small things like sorting luggage or a birthday gift.

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The Connaught

London, United Kingdom

A Maybourne hotel in Mayfair, London, set back from the street behind a small driveway.

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COMO Metropolitan London

London, United Kingdom

A 54-room Como hotel on Park Lane in Mayfair, within walking distance of Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

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Strengths & trade-offs

The Connaught

Strengths

  • Connaught Bar's trolley-side martini service is repeatedly singled out as a destination in itself
  • Staff consistently learn guest names and preferences within a day or two of arrival
  • Quiet Mayfair driveway keeps the entrance off the street, unusual for central London
  • Multiple strong dining options on site including Helene Darroze and Jean-Georges breakfast
  • Recently redecorated suites (four-poster beds, high ceilings) draw consistent praise

Trade-offs

  • Entry-level rooms are small and, on unrenovated floors, dated compared to the price point
  • The spa is genuinely tiny for a hotel at this level
  • A handful of recent front-of-house incidents (a refused coffee cup, a dismissive doorman) sit oddly against the hotel's usual warmth
  • The lobby's strong floral scent is a dealbreaker for some guests

COMO Metropolitan London

Strengths

  • Doorman and front desk staff (Ali, Maryam, Vasil, Iolanda) get thanked by name for genuine helpfulness
  • Mayfair location puts Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, and the West End within walking distance
  • Calm, minimalist rooms with heated bathroom floors and Japanese toilets
  • Nobu on site draws praise for breakfast and dinner
  • Small thoughtful touches, birthday gifts, halal menu options, kids treated well by staff

Trade-offs

  • A guest was charged £350 for alleged carpet stains with little upfront documentation
  • Minimalist design reads to some as generic rather than distinctly London
  • Wellness and spa offering is thin to nonexistent
  • Breakfast service was disrupted during a reported operational change

Scoreboard

DimensionThe Connaught/ 20COMO Metropolitan London/ 20
TierFat FavoriteFat Favorite
Overall Fat Score
17+0.5
16.5
Service
18.5+0.5
18

Ali on the door and Maryam and Vasil at the desk get named constantly, often for small things like sorting luggage or a birthday gift.

Rooms & Design
16.5+1

Rooms range from newly redone suites with four-poster beds to entry-level rooms guests call small, plain, or dated depending which floor you land on.

15.5

Rooms lean calm and minimalist, with heated floors and Japanese toilets, though one traveller found the look too generic for London.

Location
18Even

A quiet Mayfair driveway keeps traffic off the door, with Bond Street shopping and the West End a short walk in either direction.

18Even

Steps from Hyde Park and a walk across the park to Buckingham Palace, with easy access to Mayfair shopping and theatre country.

Dining
18.5+3

Helene Darroze and Jean-Georges breakfast get named specifically, and the Connaught Bar's trolley-side martini ritual comes up more than any other single detail.

15.5

Nobu on the ground floor gets singled out for breakfast, though the wider food and drink program feels secondary to the rooms upstairs.

Wellness
14+0.5

The Aman Spa gets a mention for working out travel stress, but multiple guests flag the spa itself as small for the price point.

13.5

Where they differ

Only The Connaught

Ahead on dining +3 and rooms & design +1.

Only COMO Metropolitan London

Nothing the other doesn’t also offer.

Where they sit

Map showing the location of The Connaught

London, United Kingdom

Map showing the location of COMO Metropolitan London

London, United Kingdom

The Verdicts

The Connaught

The Connaught costs what every Mayfair five-star costs now, and what you get for it is the martini trolley, three genuinely excellent bars, Helene Darroze upstairs, and a staff that tends to know your name by the second day. That last part isn't a stray compliment. It shows up constantly, from the doorman keeping a family's taxi orders straight at breakfast to a bar manager remembered by name for small touches. The Connaught Bar alone is worth crossing London for, trolley-side vermouth selection and all, even if you never book a room.

The rooms are where the argument gets more complicated. Some guests land in a newly redone junior suite with a four-poster bed and love it; others get an entry-level room they call small, dark, or in need of a refresh, and the renovation has clearly been rolling through floors unevenly. The lobby's heavy floral scent splits people cleanly — some find it part of the charm, others found it genuinely bothersome enough to book elsewhere. And there's a real, if occasional, crack in the service reputation: a guest turned away for carrying a takeaway coffee, another laughed at over a phone charger, a bar door slammed shut eight minutes past a confirmed closing time. None of that is the norm, but it's not nothing either.

Book it for the bar and the restaurants first, the rooms second — ask what's been renovated before you commit to a category. If bar seating matters to you, know the Connaught doesn't have any at the counter itself; solo drinkers who want to perch tend to end up at Claridge's or the Rosewood instead. For everyone else, this is still the Mayfair address people return to year after year for the martini alone.

COMO Metropolitan London

The pitch here is simple: a Mayfair address, a five-minute walk from Hyde Park, and a staff roster that seems to remember your name by the second morning. Ali on the door shows up constantly, greeting kids with presents and handling luggage without being asked twice, and the front desk (Maryam, Vasil, Iolanda) gets thanked for the same thing over and over: fast, warm, no fuss. Rooms run calm rather than showy, caramel tones, velvet, marble, heated bathroom floors, and more than one guest mentioned a Japanese toilet and automatic blinds framing the London Eye.

Where it gets complicated is money. One guest was hit with a £350 charge for alleged carpet stains after checkout, with thin documentation and only a partial refund offered; that's a real risk at these rates, and worth asking about at check-in if you're travelling with kids. The design itself splits opinion too: some find the minimalist look a genuine relief from London's usual chintz, others think it could be a hotel in any city and doesn't feel distinctly London at all. The food and drink program is Nobu-adjacent rather than a destination in its own right, and there's no real spa story to speak of, so this isn't the pick if wellness is the point of the trip.

Book it for the location and the people at the front of house, both of which show up constantly in what guests say. Skip it if you want a hotel with a view (Four Seasons Park Lane is a block away for that) or a serious spa. For a couple or a family wanting Mayfair with genuine warmth at the door, it's a strong, dependable choice.

Nicolas, founder of Fat Voyage
Sofie, who runs the Fat Voyage booking desk with Nicolas

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Common questions

Which should I book — The Connaught or COMO Metropolitan London?

The Connaught: Helene Darroze and Jean-Georges breakfast get named specifically, and the Connaught Bar's trolley-side martini ritual comes up more than any other single detail. COMO Metropolitan London: Ali on the door and Maryam and Vasil at the desk get named constantly, often for small things like sorting luggage or a birthday gift.

What's the difference between The Connaught and COMO Metropolitan London?

Both are Urban, Culinary, Design and Romantic. The Connaught adds Heritage. The Connaught is ahead on the food.

Which is better for dining, The Connaught or COMO Metropolitan London?

The Connaught leads on this. The Connaught: Helene Darroze and Jean-Georges breakfast get named specifically, and the Connaught Bar's trolley-side martini ritual comes up more than any other single detail. COMO Metropolitan London: Nobu on the ground floor gets singled out for breakfast, though the wider food and drink program feels secondary to the rooms upstairs.

Which is better for rooms & design, The Connaught or COMO Metropolitan London?

The Connaught leads on this. The Connaught: Rooms range from newly redone suites with four-poster beds to entry-level rooms guests call small, plain, or dated depending which floor you land on. COMO Metropolitan London: Rooms lean calm and minimalist, with heated floors and Japanese toilets, though one traveller found the look too generic for London.

Where are The Connaught and COMO Metropolitan London?

Both are in London, about 579 m apart — close enough that the choice is the hotel, not the neighbourhood.

How does Fat Voyage compare The Connaught and COMO Metropolitan London?

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